Lay awake. Late for school. Teacher, you don't make the rules.
Braaa, braaa. Ba ba ba ba pa pa. Braaa, braaa.

They say "Read this book please." Why, God…bring this upon me?

In the wake of my age, I barely feel like a man.
Burdened by the responsibilities of a high school student.

Aren't you glad that I'm here? I am so grateful. So grateful.

Ya da, da da da da da. Ya da, da da da da da.
Ya da, da da briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooo ow ow ow ow ow ow….so grateful.

Who are you? Who? Who are you? Who?

La la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la. (Who are you?)

And the most important question of all…Who's hot and who's not?

So teacher said "Stay in school."
You better listen up homeboy, you don't make the rules.
Better listen up boy, cuz every motherfucker in this classroom is just playing with their toys.
If you ever want to go to college, then you gotta get the grades.
Open your eyes and expand your mind and sit your ass up and stop itching your backside.
Ahhhhhhhh….

La, la, la, la. La, la, la, la.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z.

That girl lied to me when she said we'd slowly fuck with my sperm in an orgy.
With the highs and lows of my gym class, I am left with an angry, raging boner.

That boys got some goodies, all the kids will say.
Let's throw him on the bathroom floor and watch him squirm away. (scatting in background)

Run out the back of the high school. I just wish that I was so cool.

Eggs lay to waste on the back of the floor. A lonely cyst face back to school special.
A cigarette burns as I open the gate. Unforgivable love and unforgettable hate.

Do you feel me? Do you remember me?

With the cries a pleading. Who's the bitch now? Oh, are you bleeding?
This I could get used to. If killing was a class, then I'd surely get an A.

Who's hot? Who's not? Who's hot? Who's not? Who's hot?

Bullying's not a game, but if you wanna get your ass shot, well then it's something to do.
Find a better way to spend your time. Make a dime, make a difference, and stop playing the fool.

Grow up. Get Bent. I'm here waiting with my v-card. Grow up. Drop out.

What! What time is it? What time is it now. What time is it, I think I'm late for school.
Who are you? Who? Who are you? Who?

That boys got some goodies, all the kids will say.
Let's see em try to push me now while missing both their arms and half their face.
Now thats insane. Come on push me now. (la,la,la,la,la)